2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
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2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
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Gaston really is the most terrifying Disney villain because he could be anyone in the world.
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Ladies and Gentleman and everyone in between, America’s most feared breed, the Pitbull.
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I mean…okay, this is somewhat probable. It doesn’t mention HOW OFTEN people log on. Usually when I’m using the computer, I’ll do one primary scan of Tumblr for the day, which takes anywhere from 15-45 minutes, depending on how long it has been since the last time i logged in. Then when I’m doing others things I’ll log back in a few (this is a lie. it’s probably like fifteen) more times, which takes anywhere from less than a minute to five minutes each time.
It’s not entirely unlikely or even that ridiculous.
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Source: hepkatz
At night I dream that you and I are two plants
that grew together, roots entwined,
and that you know the earth and the rain like my mouth,
since we are made of earth and rain.
(via happygoluckynihilist)
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IT WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE A STUPID CHEESY SHOW ABOUT TEENAGE WEREWOLVES.
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Well, children, where there is so much racket there must be something out of kilter. I think that ‘twixt the negroes of the South and the women at...
”the guy who called me a dirty pussy eating whore got his account deleted because i reported him for harassment
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
SourceFed takes on the Tumblr acquisition…and says lots of nice things about John and me.