[AGGRESSIVELY PROCRASTINATES FOR THREE HOURS ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED IN 30 MINUTES]
we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies
This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags
THE 1ST ANNUAL DOUCHEBAG GAMES.
with your host, Ellen Degeneres
This would not work because then the winner would be the ultimate douche, and think it was okay to be that
Petition for Tom Hiddleston to be the Siri voice on iPhones